Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
