I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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