Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Don't EVER smell your tampon
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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