Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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