he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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