She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
