So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
You can't just leave with hair like that
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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