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I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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