Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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