Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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