oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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