Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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