i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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