I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
