I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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