I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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