bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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