Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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