Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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