He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Randomize
