yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'm at about main and main street
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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