so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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