North Korea, Best Korea!
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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