Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
That's intense
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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