I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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