There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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