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I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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