she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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