Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Randomize
