He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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