I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
then he tried to convert me to islam
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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