How'd it feel making her break her religion?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Randomize
