just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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