from now on my penis is your penis
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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