She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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