I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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