Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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