Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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