Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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