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(214): View more from Texas

New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables

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(636): View more from Missouri

trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him

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(510): View more from California

Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.

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(727): View more from Florida

We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf

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(815): View more from Illinois

I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags

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