one might say we're banned from that church
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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