yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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