Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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