It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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