My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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