They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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