If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
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