I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
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Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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