Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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