You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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