its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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