operation harelip BJ is a go
I cut my penus on the lid.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Randomize