you're like a bully in the Christmas story
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Randomize
