Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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