I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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