Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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