big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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